The Mother Kitty’s Blog
The Mother Kitty’s blog is a historical repository of Melissa’s Kitties blog, which published consistently from 2006 to 2022. (May 2026: The blog may be revived and continued in the near future.)
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Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #4: Platoon (1986)
Johnny makes his first trip out of the country for a small role in this Oliver Stone Oscar winner. I prefer to think his character lives.
Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #3 — Slow Burn (1986)
In this TV movie, Johnny has three scenes and meets a grisly end — which is disappointing.
Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #2 — Private Resort (1985)
Didn't every actor in the '80s make a stupid sex comedy? It paid the bills.
Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #1 — A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
In his film debut, Johnny falls asleep, meets Freddy Krueger, and dies. Thanks, teenage daughter of Wes Craven who convinced her dad to cast the "dreamy" guy who auditioned earlier. Good call!